Off camera: N&K show, Season 2.

n: he's really funny, pretty cute, and smart.
k: oh, wow. I didn't expect him to be smart. we like that.
n: well, not smart but he has his bachelor's degree..
n: and it's not like he talks like a peasant or anything. he talks like we do.
k: a bachelor's doesn't say much, but the latter is good.
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k: ...well, yeah, you know i love him and stuff but--
n: i like how you say you love him.
k: well i do. you know that.
n: yeah, but you talk about him like he's a piece of candy.
n: you say it so casually like, "Oh, I love candy."
k: i'm extracted from the situation, nicole. do you seriously want me to go back there?
n: no, you're right. go on, go on.
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k: she's not cute.
n: yes she is. you're just mean.
k: no, here. you know how there's the kind of girl who other girls envy and want to look like? then there's the kind of girl that guys go for?
n: yeah.
k: she's the kind that guys wouldn't go for but a girl might think, "I want to look like her."
k: well, I wouldn't want to look like her, but--
n: see, you're just mean!